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We’ve noticed recently that the valuable Zoocha tea supply has been running out quicker than usual. Here in the office we’ve been debating why this is the case and numerous theories have been floated around.

The April Sun

The theory goes that drinking a hot drink will cool you down. As we’ve been enjoying an early summer lots of refreshing hot cups of tea have been needed to keep everyone at a comfortable temperature in Zoocha HQ.

The new Marks and Sparks Tea Bags

A somewhat controversial manoeuvre was made, the standard PG pyramid tea bags were dropped and Marks and Sparks English Tea was brought in. They even come with instructions on how to make the perfect cup of tea. It turns out reboiling water is bad, as the oxygen is all but gone hence the brewing suffers. However you like your water, they certainly pack a full flavour.

Lines of PHP

The final theory is that there is a direct correlation between the amount of code written and the amount of tea drunk. The more code needed, the quicker the tea is drank.

So after much deliberation, over a nice cup of afternoon tea, the office consensus was that all 3 are at play. However “lines of code” was seen as probably the biggest instigator. Thus to keep the tea flying off the shelves we need to write more code, hence we are hiring!

So if you working on exciting, challenging, innovative projects coupled with a spot of tea then Zoocha is the place for you. Take a look at our careers page for more details!

Right... time for a cuppa.